DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL!!! ... With nasty big pointy teeth. (Name that film)?

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.


[a man puts a body on the cart]


Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.


The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.


The Dead Collector: What?


Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.


The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.


Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.


The Dead Collector: He isn't.


Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.


Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.


The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.


Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.


The Dead Collector: I can't take him.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.


Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.


The Dead Collector: I can't.


Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.


The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.


Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?


The Dead Collector: Thursday.


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.


Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?


The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.


[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]


Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.


The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.


Large Man with Dead Body: Right.





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King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?


French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.


King Arthur: What are you then?


French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?


Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?


French Soldier: Mind your own business

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