If you could choose, would you get Philip Rivers autograph, or smash his teeth down his big mouth?

Down his overstuffed ego, more likely. That guy needs to know it is reality check time!!!


"Hey Philip!!"


"What??"


"Did you know that you are not 13 years old anymore??"


"Are you F****** kidding me?? Of course i'm 13 years old right now, you mother******."

If you could choose, would you get Philip Rivers autograph, or smash his teeth down his big mouth?
Autograph





GO CHARGERS!!!!





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Reply:does he have teeth? i assumed those were dentures... and that some previous teammate of his already smashed them down his throat.
Reply:smash his teeth
Reply:i would probably just rape him
Reply:The latter.
Reply:I don't think he could stop talking long enough to sign an autograph. He's an idiot.
Reply:Neither actually. But if I had to choose, the autograph. I have no reason to punch his teeth in.
Reply:The 2nd option sounds good I'll let the Patriots take care of my dirty work sunday
Reply:Prolly smash his teeth in. Hes a little cocky and immature at times. I have seen him arguing with LT on a couple of occasions
Reply:Smash teeth, kick balls, rip his lips off.


And tell him to shut his f-n mouth for a while.


Then boil him in pig urine, and peal his skin off with a potatoe pealer, then chop him up and feed him to my poop eating dog.
Reply:im going with smashing his teeth down the throat thing
Reply:He's a moron.
Reply:got my louisville slugger right here...............
Reply:ID RATHER DO IT TO TOM BRADY GAYBOY
Reply:If I were Rivers I'd shut my mouth. With that said, I think most fans at football games are obscene and idiotic, so I liked that he gave it to the fans in Indy. Now, when he yelled at fans in SD earlier this season, that was out of line.





By the way, Rivers has played great in both playoff games this year. And I think he does himself a disservice with his mouth by having all of us talk about his temper rather than his recent great play.
Reply:Hulk Smash!
Reply:Well.......I don't really hate, like or care about Phillip Rivers so I have no reason to want to see his teeth smashed in OR get his autograph......BUT......I don't collect autographs and it would be MUCH cooler to tell all my friends that I smashed Phillip Rivers' teeth down his big mouth than that I got his autograph, so I'm gonna go with that one!





LOL. Nothing makes a question interesting like forcing people to choose one extreme or the other!





Holy CR*P is C.J.K. bitter or what? AND psychotic!
Reply:Definitely the teeth smash... who wouldn't?
Reply:Stone Cold Steve Erkel nailed it. You have provided a "false alternative" by forcing a choice that many wouldn't make either way.





But, yes, I would smash TOM BRADY's head in if given the choice... that was your question right?
Reply:I love the arragance Of Boston fans, I can only hope the Patriots are as arragont.
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